Quotes


  • ~*If you want control get a remote*~

  • Mommy! I wanna be a Princess!! Wait... Parliament has more power...

  • My cow died i don't need your bull!

  • Pain is temporary, but pride is forever.

  • Oops! I didn't mean to hit you!! but im glad i did!

  • Normal is only a setting on a washing machine...

  • Be yourself-- why you ask? -- CUZ EVERYONE ELSE IS TAKEN!!!

  • Its easier to figure out a Rubiks cube than a girl!!

  • Am I weird or what?!

  • Cry me a RIVER...Build me a BRIDGE...and get OVA it!

  • Awwe, did I hurt your ego? Well go buy a better one...

  • Im bored. Lets go play in traffic...

  • Im not addicted to the computer...hey when is my digitalizled burger done?

  • WAZZUP!!!!

  • What else is new?

  • If you love me as I love you nothing but death will tear us apart.

  • I had a dream I was in love with you, I woke up screaming.

  • Never say yu're ready to love someone else, when yu're really not over the guy that dumped yu last.

  • If Jimmy cracked corn and no one cares, then why is there a song about him?

  • You say in your dreams to me, well you must mean my nightmare!

  • I cry...and no one asks why. I speak...and no one listens. Life is hard...deal with it!

  • ~**~ Go Suck An Egg ~**~

  • I am sweet and everything nice.. and u are?

  • Take my heart, just take it, but don't break it cause it will tear me apart.

  • Talk to the hand dudette!

  • Welcome to Black Raven

  • There are some things men will never understand...for everything else there's mastercard

  • Everyone is entitled to be stupid but your abusing that privalige

  • If my friends were to jump off a bridge, I wouldn't jump with them, I'd be at the bottom to catch them...

  • Love is like war; easy to begin, hard to end..."

  • The sea is something to get lost in, I understand, but find your way back to me...

  • You can see with your eyes but what about with your heart?

  • You said that you don't love me anymore... but what does your heart tell me?"

  • Feed the poor, teach wisdom to the rich

  • Curiosity killed the cat. Man, curiosity's a bitch...

  • Honey, you flirt like rabbits mate..

  • You can't have everything you want... where the heck would you put it?

  • War determines not who is right, but who is left.

  • Live as if you'll die tomorow, Dream as if you'll live forever

  • Stupidity is a hassle..I mean just look at Hilary Duff!!

  • If you ask a stupid question you get a stupid answer!

  • "Love is a perky little elf dancing a merry little jig until it suddonly turns on you with a miniature machine gun"

  • 99% of the time I type lol I'm not really laughing. Lol!

  • Everytime you lie it is because you fear what would happen. And everytime, the fear becomes stronger.

  • By the way, the zoo called, the baboons want their butts back so you'll have to find a new face.

  • lables are only for soup cans

  • if stupiddity were a novel you'd be on every page

  • An autopsy professor was giving an introductory lecture to a class of students. Standing over a corpse, he addressed the class. 'There are two things you need to make a career in medical forensics. First, you must have no fear.' Having said that, he shoved his finger up the corpse's anus and licked it. 'Now you must do the same,' he told the class. After a couple of minutes of uneasy silence, the class did as instructed. 'Second,' the professor continued, 'you must have an acute sense of observation. For instance, how many of you noticed that I put my middle finger up this man's anus, but licked my index finger?'

  • A college teacher reminds her class of tomorrow's final exam. "Now class, I won't tolerate any excuses for you not being here tomorrow. I might consider a nuclear attack or a serious personal injury or illness, or a death in your immediate family but that's it, no other excuses whatsoever!" A smart-ass guy in the back of the room raised his hand and asks, "What would you say if tomorrow I said I was suffering from complete and utter sexual exhaustion?" The entire class does its Best to stifle their laughter and snickering. When silence is restored, the teacher smiles sympathetically at the student, shakes her head, and sweetly says, "Well, I guess you'd have to write the exam with your other hand."

  • Sex is like math: Add the bed, subtract the clothes, divide the legs, and just pray you don't multiply!

  • most people are so ungrateful to be alvie....but not you...not anymore...GAME OVER

  • loving u is like breathing how can i stop?

  • Oops! I didn't mean to hit you!! but im glad i did

  • If you can't beat em, join em. If you can't join em, bribe em. If you can't bribe em, blackmail em!

  • you said u loved me.. u take it bakk.. what the f*** is up with that

  • The hardest thing in the world is to live in it, for everyone can die. Live.

  • If you don't believe in yourself, no one would.

  • I love you like a fat kid loves cake!

  • you're out of ideas....let's go buy one!

  • Do I look like a freakin' people person?

  • Born to be Hated, Dying to be Loved

  • If you ask a stupid question, you get a stupid answer!

  • It takes years to build trust, but it takes secounds to destroy.

  • If a skater breaks your heart...break his board!

  • Always wear cute Pajamas to bed..You never know who you'll meet in your dreams!

  • it is better to lose a lover than love a loser

  • Trust takes years to build, but secounds to shatter...

  • if people are going to talk you might as well give them something to talk about

  • It takes more muscles to frown then to smile... so frown... you get more exercise!

  • I'm pressing charges against Hustler Magazine for giving my wrists carpal tunnel syndrome...

  • WHO AM I: I am round, HARD, And i have a head... NOPE - I'm a quarter, BUT i like the way u think!

  • What do drug dealers and first class whores have in common? They USUALLY clean their crack before they sell it.

  • If you think you're excited... feel these nipples!!

  • What did the Narcoleptic, color blind, hypoglycemic, anorexic, boy with A.D.D. and Tourrette's get for Christmas?... AIDS.

  • ::types password:: - penis ~We're sorry, the password you have entered isn't long enough.

  • I'm squeezing it up and down, sucking it nice and slow, enjoying the juice trickle down my throat at the very end... I'm eating a Fla-Vor-Ice popsicle, YUM!

  • I'm so good in bed, I scream my OWN name during sex!

  • If sex is a pain in the ass, you're doing it wrong.

  • If a kid asks where rain comes from, I think a cute thing to tell him is "God is crying." And if he asks why God is crying, another cute thing to tell him is "Probably because of something you did."

  • 370HSSV 0773H Can you crack the code? No? Try reading it upside down.

  • I lost my phone number, can i have yours?

  • there are three kinds of ppl in this world ones that can count and ones that cant

  • Its possible to have everything, you just have to get all the letters.

  • life is like a dick when it gets hard just fuk it

  • i don't need you and won't ever need you